I always get Easter and Valentine's Day mixed up. Maybe I only love Jesus.
Roadtrip to NY:
Me: I love Econ because you can explain everything with it.
Guy in car: You can't explain love.
Me: How do you know that? Have you ever been in love before?
Guy in car: Yeah.
[But I feel like it's safe to say that you love those you increase your utility, no?]
Interesting fact: This is the only recession during which beer sales have taken a hit.
Bill Gates is BADASS.